seriously?

a conversation with my brothers goes something like this:

Scene: TGIF @ The Curve after having a new york strip steak all by myself.

me: hey guys...take a look at this (showing them my massive tummy through my top)
brother no.1: hey...i have one too. Look!
brother no.2: ha ha ha...i don't believe its real.

SERIOUSLY?

then the conversation strayed to one of those strange fictional characters of some movie that i can't remember that is completely stick thin except for a bulging tummy. so thanks guys for that very graphic picture of what i could possibly look like.