lame jokes

here are some lame jokes courtesy of my two dear comedian friends...ben and joo :P

ben: what has 4 wheels and flies?
me: bumblebee? (the yellow car in transformers...such a nerd answer)
ben: no...a garbage truck

joo: why did the photo go to jail?
me: because it exposed itself? (logical...no?)
joo: no...cause it was framed

i have to admit though...i laughed myself to tears.

Damn...i'm short a finger and a toe.

i really need a friend who gives a fukk :)