journal: january 13th 2004 - inspired by sow

i was talking to a friend just now and we were discussing what i look for in a man. i came up with this list:-


name: preferably christian but no augustine...sebastian...bernard...etc. (call me for a detailed list)
age: between 23-28
address: anywhere within the 10km radius
race: anything that compliments your looks
religion: anything as long as you are non-religious
job: preferably a respectable and legal one (contact me for a detailed list)
language: excellent command in english both verbal and written
interests: music...movies...sports...arts (both performing and fine)...literature...travel
height: ideally 6 feet tall
weight: ideally 80kgs
i.q: >125
others: girth and length would be taken into account when considering (please attend an interview to determine whether you fit the requirements)

applicants must be honest, intelligent (which explains the iq requirement), caring, in touch with his emotions, civilised, polite, creative, determined, adventurous, outgoing, organised, reasonable, witty, possess a sense of humour, independent, fashionable....etc (contact me for a complete list)

in addition to being all of the above...applicants must also possess a valid driving license and own a car and must be computer literate. applicants do not have to have a knack for gambling but must be able to tolerate a gambler. must possess a valid passport and therefore must be willing to travel. applicants should also be sociable and be able to create and maintain strong relationships with my friends.

interested candidates should apply online with a detailed resume and a recent passport size picture. lastly, applicants should write an essay on what their expectations are in terms of relationships and love in not less than 200 words. send your completed essay along with the necessary documents to feefs_@hotmail.com for consideration. this vacancy does not have an expiry date as of yet.